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I-I-Ice cream beef? Ice cream beef makes your teeth go gre-grey!
—Steak

Steak is the primary antagonist of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5 and the leader of The Healthy Band. He and Spinach Can are primarily responsible for causing the demise of Duck and manipulating Yellow Guy with a song.

He, alongside other teachers from the web series, has a cameo appearance in the television series episode, "Electricity".

Appearance[]

Steak is a large anthropomorphic steak with a bone protruding from his head, causing it to seem like a toque blanche (chef's hat). He has short brown hair, two round eyes with small black pupils that are placed asymmetrically on his face — one of them higher than the other — and an oblong red nose. His arms are meat-patterned like his torso and his legs are black. He wears large white gloves and large clown-like red shoes with white socks.

In the sixth episode, he appears without his socks.

In Electricity, he is missing his right eye and wearing a pair of white shoes instead of red, still missing his socks. His left eye's pupil is in the shape of an "x", and his mouth is in a straight line. His arms and legs are now both red, without any meat patterning.

Teachings[]

The teachings of Steak can be summed up in three major points:

  • Simple food is healthy.
  • Unhealthy food causes your teeth to go grey.
  • Unhealthy foods are rude to the organs and must evacuate.

Villainous Acts[]

  • Spread misinformation about which foods are healthy and which are not.
  • Distressed Duck by cutting off his phone call several times.
  • Somehow forced Yellow Guy to eat Duck.

Gallery[]

Trivia[]

  • In Episode 6, he is observed holding a meat cleaver instead of his usual fork.
    • He also holds a meat cleaver in his left hand in Electricity, but now with the addition of a white ladle in his other hand. He is seen scraping the utensils against each other, running around and chanting "healthy" or "help me" repeatedly.
  • He is the only teacher from the web series to be alive in the void, albeit injured.
  • He speaks with a Yorkshire accent.
  • In the It's Nice That Interview, Joseph Pelling refers to the Steak as a Lamb Chop.
Characters
Main Characters Yellow GuyDuckRed Guy
Teachers Webseries PrimariesSketchbookTony the Talking ClockShrignoldColin the ComputerSpinach CanSteakLamp
SecondariesRabbit BoyFrog BoyFurry BoyUnicornTreeFlowersCloudsMalcolmGilbert the GlobeBread BoyFridgeFootballMagnetGelSaxophoneUniverse GuyCigaretteSammy the SpadeTraffic LightBoomboxClapperboardFilePlug
TV Series PrimariesMean SteveBriefcaseCoffinLily and TodneyWarren the EagleChoo ChooElectracey
SecondariesUnemployed BrendonAndyClaireDuncanSallyFax MachineThe Mr LunchElevator SpeakerRed Guy's ID CardTissue BoxGreen AppleGPSTime ChildInsurance SafeMirrorBoundaries GuyRock Teacher
Antagonists Roy GribblestonMoney ManLesley
Protagonists Mayor PigfaceMilk JugStain Edwards
Minor Characters Animated Segment CharactersMegaphone HolderBoom Mic HolderGiant Eye CameramanShop OwnerChimney SweeperMan Covered in Green SlimeMichaelSpringPie ChartBar GraphLine GraphBlue CameraStrangersGrey Triangle WorkerStress IllusionsGrolton & HovrisFirst ToothBubble Bath MemorySaturdavidShy Imaginary Older BrotherYumpherdinkerThe Lump
AnimalsRattyPicnic ButterflyCrabHoofcreepPuppyBlue BirdScrunty
Creatures and MonstersCaterpillarMonster CanWeltFaulty ThingCarehoundFatherBrotherGrandmaExperiment
Mechanisms and AIBoring MeterSecurity ThingFree Lunch MachineMarket ManDr. Bushman M.D
Non-Teacher Sentient ObjectsBody ModelClapperboardStumpRed AppleDead TreeLaptopPrinterOatsCameraMeat CubeMicrophoneBowling BallMudpileBinUrinalJanetFamily TreeBread MotherBread ChildrenToilet
Residents of ClayhillMrs. GrenaldLight Blue GuyBig IanPolice OfficerPaula the PostboxLadderBlue Octagon GuySpringhead Boy
Duplicates and VariantsTony LookalikeThe Red GuysPianistBlue GuyRed DuckGreen GuyRed Guy DuplicateDuck DuplicateNew SketchbookPhotographerRed Guy's RelativesSmart Yellow GuyBig BoysBigger Boys
Mentioned-Only CharactersSkemMrs. GrelchPaul SaladLucky MoUncle Terry
MiscellaneousSpecial OneWhite Morph Suit PersonBlack Morph Suit PersonMorganStrange Guy in the WoodsMourners
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